its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
my poor anus
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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