At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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