Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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