I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Randomize
