Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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