Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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