how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
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Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
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Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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