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I'm going to jail i love you
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
How does it feel to date your dad?
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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