I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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