Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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