I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
