I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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