I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Randomize
