All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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