Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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