But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
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