i jhust puked up my retainher.
She's JV to your varsity
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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