How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
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I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
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currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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