He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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