he shaved USA in his pubs
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
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He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
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She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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