Moan for me like Helen Keller
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
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yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
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We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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