I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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