he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
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i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
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Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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