Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?