I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
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