I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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