That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
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You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
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That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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