so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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