okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
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I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
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I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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