I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
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you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
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My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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