his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
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It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
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Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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