all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
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i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
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Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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