Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
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I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
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honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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