I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
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I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
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I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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