Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
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his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
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Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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