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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.

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• (585): View more from New York

  We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.

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• (325): View more from Texas

  You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.

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  I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates

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• (917): View more from New York City

  He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.

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