Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

Favorite
(513): View more from Ohio

I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(513): I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House. http://tfl.nu/zhy5

Replies (27) Good night (929) Bad night (2927)
Favorite
(870): View more from Arkansas

This bar receipt from last night makes no sense

(573): View more from Missouri

You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total

(870): View more from Arkansas

I wish that would've worked

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(870): This bar receipt from last night makes no sense (573): You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total (870): I wish that would've worked http://tfl.nu/u8a6

Replies (24) Good night (3322) Bad night (679)
Favorite
(501): View more from Arkansas

thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(501): thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control. http://tfl.nu/7f4i

Replies (70) Good night (1067) Bad night (2787)
Favorite
(361): View more from Texas

Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(361): Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets http://tfl.nu/c82g

Replies (16) Good night (563) Bad night (4589)
Favorite
(904): View more from Florida

i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(904): i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school http://tfl.nu/ysoe

Replies (59) Good night (10192) Bad night (949)
Favorite
(407): View more from Florida

She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(407): She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast. http://tfl.nu/4kxl

Replies (7) Good night (3027) Bad night (1355)
Favorite
(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(412): Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+? http://tfl.nu/fsug

Replies (15) Good night (9089) Bad night (972)
Favorite
(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(832): Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control. http://tfl.nu/bxmz

Replies (2) Good night (1700) Bad night (1209)
Favorite
(407): View more from Florida

Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(407): Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people. http://tfl.nu/19v1

Replies (12) Good night (1790) Bad night (726)
Favorite
(520): View more from Arizona

I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.

(520): View more from Arizona

Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(520): I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high. (520): Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free http://tfl.nu/tueu

Replies (2) Good night (1237) Bad night (423)
Favorite
(301): View more from Maryland

I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(301): I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class http://tfl.nu/5zh9

Replies (3) Good night (861) Bad night (394)
Favorite
(914): View more from New York

Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(914): Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block. http://tfl.nu/om9a

Replies (0) Good night (505) Bad night (291)
Favorite
(616): View more from Michigan

Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.

(402): View more from Nebraska

20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(616): Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night. (402): 20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun http://tfl.nu/qbq0

Replies (2) Good night (699) Bad night (449)
Favorite
(919): View more from North Carolina

Can't find our DD

(1-919): View more from North Carolina

He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(919): Can't find our DD (1-919): He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door. http://tfl.nu/0qwm

Replies (4) Good night (1045) Bad night (202)
Favorite
(316): View more from Kansas

I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(316): I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny. http://tfl.nu/2qsg

Replies (2) Good night (580) Bad night (222)

Randomize

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Find Us On: