I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
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After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
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She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.