Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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