God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
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Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
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Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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