okay pat passed out under dana's car
i already hear my dad disowning me
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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