Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
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Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
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put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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