You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
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Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
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Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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