how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
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I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
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When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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