I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
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