just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
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