Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
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Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
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Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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