With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
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He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
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March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I want a musical about memes.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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