i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
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im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
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It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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