I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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