I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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