Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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