I hope mine doesn't look like that
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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