yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
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Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
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Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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