I just saw a hot homeless man
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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