I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
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Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
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I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
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