I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
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He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
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Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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